One day, I went to school, and I guess somehow, another one of me was made. Weird, eh? The only difference was that this other me was tall... oh yeah, he was a white guy, too. I think his name was Hombre Bueno or something. Actually, I think it was just Natey-O trying to be like me... 'cause deep down, don't we all want to be long-haired Asians?